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麻生正傳...麻煩對話

比夠熟絡既友人不時都會聽到亞麻生既消息﹐近排無點講﹐唔係因為麻生轉性﹐而係關於佢既麻煩事實在五花八門﹐層出不窮﹐有見及此﹐唯有開個專欄俾佢﹐第一炮想講下今日同麻生既對話...

(Around 4pm, after providing a report to me with a few obvious mistakes...)
M: I think I will give you the report later. It will take me couple more days.
B: (下﹐唔係呀嘛﹐應該半個鐘都唔使就掂架啦喎) Why? It shouldn't take you that long.
M: You know, I just want to make sure I check it and it's all right.
B: (即係你頭先無check 啦﹐甘你都敢交貨?)﹐Okay, but still it's not a job that should take you that long to do.
M: Alright, I will give it to you tomorrow, I just can't work on it anymore. My head is spinning.
B: So, you plan on doing nothing from now until 5?
M: Oh, no no no....

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About 5 minutes later...
B: Do you have any of those tabs that you haven't used?
M: Let me look, oh, yes, I have them.
B: Can I use them now and I will order some new ones tomorrow and give them back to you?
M: (沾沾自喜地) Sure. See, now I am doing you a favor.
B: What favor? This is company supplies.
M: (無奈look).....

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M: So, when you order supplies, can you order some pens for me? It doesn't matter what kind.
B: Did you look at the cabinet? There are some pens there.
M: Oh, no, I don't like that kind of pens.
B: But didn't you say doesn't matter what kind?
M: ....
B: (費時同你拗啦) Then you look at the book and tell me what you want.

posted by 板板子 @ 6:36 PM